Funny quotations

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

“Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.”
Lisa Hoffman.

Great truths about growing old

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Great truths about life that adults have learned

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.

3) Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Funny quotations

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

“Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.”
Lisa Hoffman.

Great truths about life tht little children have learned

1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandad’s lap.

The World of words

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Showcasing the best of the worst in the wide world of words

Wordsplosion

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Fun Quotes from the famous

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

– Abraham Lincoln

 

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

—Bill Cosby

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