Archive for March, 2009

Funny quotation

Posted by bronwynr on March 29, 2009

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.” – Jane Wagner

Posted by bronwynr on March 24, 2009

Posted by bronwynr on March 21, 2009

It is always the best policy to speak the truth – unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

Jerome K. Jerome

Posted by bronwynr on March 18, 2009

“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.” – Oscar Wilde

Posted by bronwynr on March 15, 2009

Elephant Picture

Jake is five years old and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, “Look, Mama! It’s a frickin’ elephant!”

Deep breath … “What did you call it?”

“It’s a frickin’ elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!”

and so it does …

“A f r i c a n Elephant.”

Hooked on phonics! Ain’t it wonderful?

Received from Becky Day at Good Clean Fun Funnies List

Posted by bronwynr on March 12, 2009

“We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld