Funny quotation – wisdom from Billy Connolly

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?
– Billy Connoly

Funny quotation – Halloween costumes

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.   Charles Swartz

Another great quote from Rita Rudner

“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.” – Rita Rudner

And another funny quotation about football

Bill Shankly, the late, legendary Liverpool FC manager reputedly said, ‘Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I’m very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.’

Funny quotation about football

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

George Will

Funny quotation about football

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Erma Bombeck

Under construction

“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” – Noelie Altito

Funny quote from Rita Rudner

“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.” – Rita Rudner

Aah George Burns – funny, witty – here’s one of his …

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns

There’s no fun in that!

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.”

– Mary Little