A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. “How did you know I was speeding?” the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
“You mean,” asked the motorist, “that even He is against me?”
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car joke 4
Posted by bronwynr on October 29, 2008
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Car joke 3
Posted by bronwynr on October 26, 2008
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
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Park your car in it man.
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Car Joke 2
Posted by bronwynr on October 20, 2008
After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road.
‘Don’t worry,’ said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.’
Oh no,’ groaned the victim, ‘couldn’t I have a blonde, cheerful one?’
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