… from Bill Bradley [and http://www.terrypaulson.com]
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now.
4. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
8. If you do not pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
